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Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Binary Hero - 09/16/10 (Lay)

There was a man named 010101000110010101100100
Who never wanted to leave his bed.
But one day he was called upon
To fight against an evil one.
At first he fought against his fate
But by this time it was far too late.
Instead he had to accept and go
And raise his hand against his foe.
So he took his 0111001101110111011011110111001001100100
And with a blessing from the Lord
He took with him this blessed blade
Which he had seized from a holy glade.
In his left hand he seized a 011100110110100001101001011001010110110001100100
With it to attacks he’d never yield.
010101000110010101100100 would defend and deflect the blows
All the while his skill grows.
Thus it was that he began his quest
And started off toward the west.
At least, these are the myths we’re fed
About the epic quest of 010101000110010101100100.

The enemy was a fearsome 011001000111001001100001011001110110111101101110
Whose keep was high upon a mountain.
The breath of the beast would set forest aflame
And throughout the land we feared his name.
The beast, too, had a name, or title.
He was known worldwide as 01000010011010010110110001101100.
The monster had roamed our lands
And stolen from our working hands.
Arrows could not pierce his hide
And the strongest poison he could abide.
Perhaps the scariest thing would be to hang
From one of this guy’s razor 01100110011000010110111001100111
Luckily that never happened to me
Because I’m telling you this story, you see.
But still, he came to my town and it burned.
As I watched it my heart, it churned.
Alas we feared our end was nigh.
Doom would descend upon us from on high.
But our hero would not let this occur.
He would come and save us, for sure!

The beast and man met on a 0110011001101001011001010110110001100100
And each one refused to yield.
Claws of razor sharp steel clash
Along armor with which it does mash.
But lo!  Our hero has great 0111000001101111011101110110010101110010
And the end of the beast will come at this hour!
010101000110010101100100 is our champion!  His skill is unmatched!
Though the hat he wears is but thatched.
A swing of his weapon and the fight, it was o’er.
It took but one dash to make beast no more.
Behold, our country is now 01100110011100100110010101100101!
All around will sing with glee!
Throw parties in the street for him!
Chances of evil rising again are slim!
Yes, there are a lot of exclamation points!
But this, a grumpy mood, anoints!
After all, the monster is dead!
010101000110010101100100 has removed his head!
So in our hearts we will always carry
Our beloved hero of binary!

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